I did know that, actually. Remus being a dad, me being a ... godfather. Bit of a weird thing, finding that one out.

[ Especially because it kind of happened through an anonymous network post, but whatever, whatever. ]

Finding all of that out, really.

[ Having sobering conversations with very drunk adult-figures-who-aren't-quite-the-adult-figures-he-knows is really, really bonkers. ]

Er. I'm not all that much younger than you lot.